heronqueenblues:

anonymously tell me on a scale of 1-10 how much you want to touch my butt with 1 being “I really want to touch your butt” and 10 being “I would assassinate the president to touch your butt”

(via captainmarvelousbutt)

-ml:

geneticx:

Whatever works, I guess.

Hm, I don’t know. Maybe I shouldn’t be ass serenading you in public. People might talk.

They’re just jealous because they can’t do it as amazingly as you.